I love the title of this story. Clever, very clever.
Wired News: Crack Team to Move Liberty Bell: “Crack Team to Move Liberty Bell
By Michelle Delio
02:00 AM Oct. 09, 2003 PT
When the Liberty Bell was removed from Independence Hall on June 3, 1904, it was placed in a cart padded with straw and paraded through the streets of Philadelphia in celebration of the city’s founding fathers.The 2,080-pound bell will be on the move once again on Thursday. This time it will be fitted with wireless motion sensors and placed in a specially constructed pneumatic cart to make the 963-foot journey to its home in the newly constructed Liberty Bell Center. “