SLC to IND flight

My bachelor party weekend in Las Vegas was good, but the flight home was a disaster.

Seated between Jenny and me was a mother and her two year old (named Jason).

The child started crying well before the plane finished boarding. We then had a mechanical problem and had to return to the gate. Worst of all, 30 minutes after take off he vomits, hitting both of us but mostly Jenny.

We had three more hours left into the flight to enjoy the smell of vomit and the screams. Worst flight I’ve had in a very long time.